an-gremlin:

pandassiin:

i attracted a deathclaw to my settlement and all it ever does is queue for beverages

Big Thirsty

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qweety:

I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SHOUTING

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one-time-i-dreamt:

dopeluminarydreamer:

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

waluwadjet:

stephanemiroux:

sprmint-bkgsoda:

Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

Here are the thieves btw:

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im actually physically ill

Keep this post alive so that when CARLOS is old enough he’ll know these KIDNAPPERS stole him from his MOTHER!

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Guatemalan mom: “Please help me my son was taken from me”

Those two assholes: “Lol finders keepers bitch lmao”

Carlos was taken from his mom, Encarnacion Bail Romero after she was arrested during a work raid. Her words, “Nobody could help me because I don’t speak English,” are still resonating deeply within me. This child was kidnapped from a loving mother, and she went to hell and backwards trying to get him back, and a judge literally told her she had no rights to her own child.

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https://twitter.com/evanchill/status/1010399759088193536

Completely unfit parents can get their children back like it’s nothing and this poor woman who loves her child and just wants him with her again cannot? How is this not human trafficking/kidnapping? 

Also:

The judge said the biological mother had no rights to even see her child, according to the mother’s lawyer.

Asked if the Mosers would allow Bail Romero to see the child, the Mosers’ attorney, Joseph Hensley, said the couple was “not willing to comment on that at this time.” source

simonalkenmayer:

dobbyofearth:

“Fuck you I’m making pancakes. If I could raise four kids alone in racist america, beat polio in two years, go to Vietnam as a nurse and teach English without speaking Vietnamese I can sure as fuck make pancakes with a fucked up back.”

— my 80 year old grandmother after having back surgery when she was literally told she may never walk again and i found her in the kitchen at 4 AM a week later making chocolate chip pancakes (via pikachu-slut)

Those would be the best pancakes of all time, I’m sure.

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setheverman:

just got a grand piano and you know what that means

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destinydiamante:

elliebeanz:

morrison ↓

i’m ……speechless

(via setheverman)

goddessofroyalty:

The Sackville-Bagginses: Bilbo, open this door right now

Bilbo: ✔️ Seen 12:23pm

(Source: mishacolins, via eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelroooooooooooond)

turquoisespace:

turquoisespace:

turquoisespace:

turquoisespace:

dans-softcurls:

yourdailydanandphil:

When you realize DanAndPhilGames could be shut down because of the upcoming European copyright laws

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Oh shit

I feel like no one realises how bad this actually is. To make it clear for y'all if this law passes, it’s going to be 1000x worse than net neutrality. This is a literal internet censorship.

Want to post a cute fanart? BLOCKED. A fanfic? BLOCKED. Do you have a friend in europe and want to send them a meme? BLOCKED. Youtube let’s plays? BLOCKED Dan’s meme videos? BLOCKED.

Nearly not enough people are talking about this so please, even if you’re not european, help us and take part. We did the same when net neutrality was trying to ruin all of our lives. I’ll put some useful links below.

PETITION:

- !anyone can sign!

CALL/E-MAIL YOUR LOCAL MPs

x <- fixed link for call/email your local mps

- !you can only do this if you live in europe/uk!

MORE INFO

EVEN MORE INFO

Take part, lads🌸✨

Right so to add to this. My friend has already been affected by this shit today . Her gmail profile pic which was eevee (pokemon) has been removed apparently due to eu copyright laws. It was a fucking profile pic. @eu fuck u

also Philip DeFranco made a p good video about this topic. I’ll link it which according to the new laws will also be illegal.

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🇺🇸 Another addition for y'all americans: Just so you know there’s quite a big chance a certain cheeto could get inspired by the shit eu is going to pass rn and then we’re all screwed.

🇬🇧 UK lads: UK is going to be affected by this until the day they officially leave the EU and that is in 2021. Contact your local MPs link is above.

🇪🇺 europeans: Are basically all going to be fucked if we don’t do something! Contact your local MPs link is above.

🌏Rest of the world is hopefully sane but still…. please try to help even if this isn’t going to affect you directly.

Any help is appreciated but please try to spread the message as well as signing the petition. Thank u all

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alrightinthebayou:

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

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themaddressmaker:

carrion-carousel:

carrion-carousel:

carrion-carousel:

Ah, the two genders.

Straight Man

Straight Woman

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*hacker voice* i’m in

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I EXPECTED NO LESS, godspeed Capitalists 

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Originally posted by jaydeemorgann

Soo ummm

(Source: chuckle-voodooz, via a-crystal-gem)

leander-ligo:

fictionloverthefirst:

leander-ligo:

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

“I like your shoelaces”

How could you repeat that ancient curse?

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thewildthingsarenow:

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

(Source: little-tunny, via thelaughingfreckle)

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