Yo what up I'm Lauren. This blog is 40% Pokemon, 40% Middle Earth, 20% everything else idek

For people trading Pokemon with me: My timezone is -5 GMT (Eastern US)

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Just a heads up, I tag #sherlock spoilers, #spn spoilers, and occasionally #dr who spoilers for new stuff, but don't usually tag anything for The Hobbit. So don't go poking through my tags if you haven't seen the movie/read the book.

Also if you're a straight man, I will give you fair warning that I frequently reblog male butts. Please watch Magic Mike for further details.

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cumberbatched-in-the-shire:

whitebeltwriter:

There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“

  • girls
  • boys
  • trans
  • anyone
  • no one
  • friends
  • etc

So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.

Like:

"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”

Or:

"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."

you are the future

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hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

(via awkwardvagina)

fuckyeahlavernecox:

ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT TO VOTE

Boost it, electrocute it, rocketship it

She is currently behind Justin Bieber and Katy Perry.
Can we please not let that happen, thanks

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gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

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godbless-st-cyr:

Are you okay, Tumblr?

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knightarcana:

superlolita:

il-tenore-regina:

shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

This is London too omg

This is probably every major city but New Yorkers are famous for the invisible sidewalk lanes.

IF YOU EVER PLAN ON VISITING NYC, PLEASE READ THIS, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

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bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips

Pale face

Would ya

Change ya fate

holy shit

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cradily:

i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers

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a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

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majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

(Source: meladoodle, via swag-swag-canadian-fag)

jegusismyhomeboy:

undoubtedlyfuckedup:

thisis-my-note:

hetalianswag:

seselapod:

d0gewithabl0ge:

THINGS U SHOULDNT SAY TO AN ARTIST WHILE THEYRE DRAWING

SEE ALSO “WHY IS HE/SHE NAKED” iM NO T DONE YE T SMARTASS

"OMG WHY DOES IT HAVE BOOBS YOU PERV"
IT’S A GIRL I’M DRAWING A FUCKI GN GIRL.

"Why isn’t the rest of it shaded?" BECAUSE I’M STILL SHADING THE FUCKING FACE FUCK NUGGET

"Hey you missed that bit" DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM FCKINGNSM FINISHED U NIPPLE WANK

nipple wank

(Source: ehnoshima, via swag-swag-canadian-fag)

gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

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penguinschasingbutterflies:

OK NO BUT GUYS

sarcoptid:

regalium:

IDK IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WEBSITE YET, BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE IF YOU DO.

CHARAHUB BASICALLY ALLOWS YOU TO MAKE A DIRECTORY OF ALL YOUR OCS.

LIKE SO

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AND SO (they let you get super detailed)

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It lets you store 100 characters (you gain 2 extra slots…

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